Yarn + domestic violence?

by Shannon on November 19, 2008

Oh, Cleveland. Only in my hometown could the forces of good (yarn) be turned so horribly awry. You know, like Emperor Palpatine or something:

A Stark County husband is facing a misdemeanor domestic violence charge. He is accused of trying to shove a ball of yarn into his wife’s mouth.

The wife also accuses her 55-year-old husband of trying to flip her off the chair she was sitting in. The woman is ok.

Police Chief Harley Neftzer says a dispute over the upcoming holidays apparently lead to the incident. The chief does not recall any prior problems at the residence.

(link — thanks to Nancy for the heads up!)

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Bazaar Bizarre 2008

by Shannon on November 18, 2008

Yay! Good press in the region’s largest newspaper! Check it out.

I organize the Cleveland branch of Bazaar Bizarre, the fantastic indie craft show you know and love. We’re getting lots of attention this year…probably because we’ve practically tripled the number of vendors. Very exciting. If you’re within a reasonable distance of Cleveland, I highly recommend a trip here for the weekend.

And hey, Cosy is going to be there! How can you beat that? I bet she’d sign your book for you if you asked nicely.

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Absurd amounts of love

by Shannon on November 18, 2008

…for this bag. Please, someone grant me extra hours in the day so that I might have one immediately. (And then I’ll shibori-felt an octopus sushi one to go with…)

Thanks to Brenna for the heads up on this one!

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Bloomed like a field of flowers, it did

by Shannon on November 16, 2008

So. Don’t hate me, NaKniSweMo’ers, but this social recluse thing has paid off. All knitted save the button band and collar! I was feeling impatient, so I put the collar stitches and bottom edge stitches on cotton waste yarn and threw the whole shebang in the washer with some Soak.

Oh yes. You heard me. The washer.

(Delicate cycle, I’m not crazy).

My sweater’s knit with Beaverslide 2-ply fisherman’s weight and it is beyond amazing stuff. It seems stiff — practically stands up on its own as you’re knitting it! This is nice for getting your cables good and tight, etc. The yarn is slightly thick-thin, enough to give it some interesting texture and then… pow! you wash it and it goes WHOOSH! and blooms right open and forms the most gorgeous fabric, you just cannot believe it.

It’s drying on my dressform now. I tried it on when it was mostly dry — couldn’t resist — and it is so soft. Much softer than it was before washing. I will get a photo of it tomorrow when there’s proper light outside, and perhaps with a bit of the buttonband knit so you can see the difference between washed and unwashed. There must be some serious spinning oil on there to keep it so compact while you’re knitting it, yet allow it to bloom so fabulously. The only yarn I’ve seen that opens up as much is Noro sock yarn!

(Speaking of sock yarn, River Colors next door got Malabrigo sock yarn in Friday. It’ll be lucky to make it til Tuesday given the weekend feeding frenzy).

Photos to come!

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Why spin?

by Shannon on November 15, 2008

Abby explains it all, here in the new issue of Twist Collective. And trust me, she knows.

By the way, if I do not find time to knit this pattern, I will CRY. How fabulous is that? Too fabulous even for me, I think.

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CRAFT, page 143

by Shannon on November 14, 2008

(Digital preview page here)

The always-thoughtful people at CRAFT have sent over a PDF page with their review of Alt Fiber. Here you go:

And speaking of, CRAFT zine editor Natalie is due any day now, so early congrats to her!

(Now I’ve just doomed her to a long labor, you watch. Sorry, Nat. My mom went into labor Friday night when my dad’s band was playing — she was at home, not the club — and they did full congrats, etc on stage when it happened. That was Friday. I was born Monday night, by c-section. Do the math…this is why I am an only child).

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A long story with a funny ending

by Shannon on November 12, 2008

One of my boyfriend’s high school friends who we recently got back in touch with had a baby a month or two ago. He sent over a photo of new baby ogling a giant pint of Guinness in the way only someone that Irish can. So I was telling him how Lou (the other owner of the company that owns Yarn Forward) went to a knitting show in Dublin and — I’m paraphrasing our IM chats here — saw so many children in hideous acrylic handknit sweaters that she wanted to call child protective services on them. Tamas’ friend, knowing I would fully appreciate it, emailed over a better photo of the handknit sweater his family sent from Limerick for his wee daughter. I told him he’s lucky to have gotten wool, given the handknit acrylic nightmares Lou saw when she was in Ireland. And he replies with this, the funniest thing I read all week:

“Children in acrylic have mommies who don’t love them.”

So now I have been inspired to knit something hilarious for his daughter. Just wait. I’ve got the yarn, it’s all getting the top bit correct now.

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Grisly fiberarts

by Shannon on November 10, 2008

Ok, so four-plus years ago, I quoted from the Finnish national epic (the Kalevala) on weaving. See this post. It seems so… cheerful, especially given how morose and suicidal the Finns are. (Or so say the statistics). But here’s an even better, super-grisly weaving-and-spinning-related tale from Orkney

Read The Battle Song of the Valkyrieson this page:

According to Njal’s Saga, on the morning of the Battle of Clontarf, a Caithness man, named Dörruðr (Daurrud), watched the "choosers of the slain" — the Valkyries — as they worked on a grisly loom, on which they controlled the fates of the armies in far off Ireland.

Their song, known as Darraðarljoð, was still recited in the Norn language in North Ronaldsay in the late eighteenth century.

So, what about this loom? Oh, it’s not your ordinary loom, kids.

“This woof is y-woven
With entrails of men,
This warp is hardweighted
With heads of the slain,
Spears blood-besprinkled
For spindles we use,
Our loom ironbound,
And arrows our reels;
With swords for our shuttles
This war-woof we work;
So weave we, weird sisters,
Our warwinning woof.”

As someone who studied her fair share of ancient Germanic literature, and who counts among her favorite, favorite poems the Hildebrandslied, you can practically hear the influence of various contemporary Germanic works dripping off each word. Like At The Humming of the Wheel: A Collection of Textilely-Correct Fairy Tales (available here), someone needs to collect all these amazing ancient textile-related poems and epics into one big book, no?

I’d do it if no one else steps up…could make my mom do watercolor illustrations to accompany it!

(Oh, and speaking of the Hildebrandslied, here is a REALLY good translation that conveys a lot of the sense, more so than a straight-up translation. Recommended for linguistics geeks, German history and lit geeks and people who didn’t mind reading Beowulf in school or who love the Seamus Heaney audiobook version — one of my faves).

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Fair Isle heaven

by Shannon on November 7, 2008

One of the best things about taking on the Yarn Forward editorship is meeting lots and lots (and lots!) of designers I didn’t know before. Liz Lovick, who lives on Orkney, does the most fantastic colorwork.

And you, lucky reader, can buy a copy of her PDF book A Fair Isle Workshop in her Etsy shop. Just got my copy and it is stunning. You cannot believe the amount of information and photos she has managed to cram into 124 pages, including things you won’t find anywhere else, such as photos of vintage knitting from Shetland, Fair Isle, etc as well as detailed how-tos on speeding up your knitting, steeking, etc. LOVE this book, and highly recommend it.

Fun coincidence: shortly after I started speaking with Liz about current projects for the magazine, the History Channel aired a special on Skara Brae, the Neolithic settlement on Orkney. I am reserving the right to visit Skara Brae and be a big history geek when I go over to the UK office next year.

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1940s inspiration

by Shannon on November 6, 2008

This photo, found in the Library of Congress’ Flickr photostream, is just. so. awesome. It shows, according to the caption information: “Woman aircraft worker, Vega Aircraft Corporation, Burbank, Calif. Shown checking electrical assemblies” and is dated June 1942.

Love her dress, love her hair, love her lipstick. Although I was a total Leanne fan on this season of Project Runway, you can see why I liked Kenley, too, eh?

If this kind of style is what you love, too, you will adore Stefanie Japel’s new book Glam Knits. It’s shot with a completely retro vibe. I’ll be doing a full review soon, but that’s just a quickie heads-up.

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